Preston House Abbeyleix

Last night i had the most amazing meal. Based in the heritage town of Abbeyleix Preston House restaurant is bucking the Economic trend – Offer incredible food at a reasonable prices and always very busy! In a particularly tough time to go into a particularly tough business (food) – Preston house has hit a home run!

The food is definitely 5 star quality, in fact in puts many 5 star places to shame, without doubt this restaurant is going to become very famous. So if your ever in Abbeyleix it’s a must check out for any foodie!

Along with the fantastic food the wine list is amazing and i’d strongly recommend a glass of Prosecco di Valdobbiadene “Jeio” – tastes like a very expensive champagne mixed with a scoop of cream. Its mind blowingly good.

I know this is off usual blog talk topic but i love seeing people raising the bar in any business. This is my new favorite restaurant, hope to see you there sometime!

Tip: ring ahead to reserve a table 057 8731432.

Entrepreneurs by definition are just like big Children

Today the question was put to me would i consider myself a big risk taker, launching yet another business and in the worst economic climate the world has ever seen. If you calculate and measure the possible outcomes then business is about probability not risks. The only risk is blind faith or lack of research.

Entrepreneurs are like 6 year old kids with ADD

Quite simply that’s the best definition for an Entrepreneur, before i explain why i’d like to tell you a story.

Young Entrepreneur

A six year old boy sits in Pre-School and his teacher, as part of the art class, instructs the children to draw a picture of anything in the room they like. Then places a flower in a pot on the teachers table for inspiration. Most of the children begin to draw a picture of the flower, except for one little boy who is busy, tongue hanging out of mouth, drawing a picture of a very strong man with massive muscles.

The teacher questions the boy “I asked you to draw me something in the room, what is it you are drawing for me”. Without looking away from his masterpiece he replies “God!”.

A little taken aback the teacher tries to clarify that she had meant an item in the room after all not even the parish Preist knows what god really looks like.

Confused the boy looks up at the teacher and without missing a beat slides the paper across the table – “You can show him if you like!”

The Entrepreneurial Mindset

To be in business you must absolutely believe in what you do and in your product or service. Like children entrepreneurs haven’t had the drive and creativity beaten out of them by social norms and pressures.

A child can be perfectly happy and may be indifferent to you giving them a new toy. However try to take that toy from them and prepare for world war 3. Why is this? Well it comes down to focus. The only thing of importance in their whole world at that moment is re-gaining control of the toy and since they are so focused there is nothing that they won’t do to get what they want. There is no such thing as taking no for an answer, failure is incomprehensible (but hey if they do fail… is that a bright shinny thing over there, time to move on).

So is that the extent of the commonalities? Not really. Entrepreneurs are stereo typically – inpatient, imaginative, ask why a lot (repeatedly), frustrated when they don’t get their way, loud, easily distracted… The list goes on.

The mindset of an entrepreneur is so far away from that of an employee’s, if you are making the jump to the new rich ask yourself – “What would a six year old do if confronted with this problem!”

When you want to blog about something but shouldn’t

So we all have times where someone really ticks you off, when you feel like letting loose and calling them on “it” but quietly biting your tongue! Well i’m not going to let loose just yet but someone is currently walking a very very fine line with me and this Vid is the perfect visualization… Hehehe I love the evil guy on my shoulder sometimes.

The Irish Property and Credit Crisis

While everyone was thinking that wall street and other financial experts were really intelligent here’s really how simple what they do is.

Markets always go up and down in waves, there is such no think as a sure thing in business. Guess where Ireland is in this cycle? The way i see it we’ve only seen the tip of the forsaken part of the cycle. I’ve heard a lot of people talk about how the housing prices are now “reasonable” and therefore go back up – the fact is economics don’t care about reasonable.


The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

My personal predictions: Obama (despite being a great president) will devalue the $ strongly, £ will get devalued and they will wish they went in on the Euro when they were up at 1.4, Property in Ireland will continue to decrease until there isn’t any ego left in the industry.

On the positive there has never ever been a better time in History to launch a new business and there is going to be the biggest shift in wealth that the world has ever seen in the coming 4 years.

As Leo Burnett said – reach for the stars and you may not always reach them, but you won’t end up with a hand full of dirt.

The Crab Bucket effect

If you put a crab into a crab bucket on its own, it’ll climb out. However if you put two crabs into a bucket they will both stay in the bucket. The reason for this is that as soon as one starts making its way out of the bucket the other will pull it back in. Funny how human behaviour, despite our superior complexities, is still basic as a crab not wanting the other crab to make it out of the bucket. For me and (I suspect) every other entrepreneur this is a dilemma that we all encounter at some stage.

Crab Bucket

Crab Bucket

Friends, family, teachers and even college professors, whether intentionally or not have a tendency to try to pull you back into the crab bucket. Social norms and established protocols dictate that there is one way to play the game of life. If you’re not playing their game in their reality then they get uncomfortable and will do almost anything to put you in your place according to the extinct rules the ingrained in school.

There is a massive discomfort when someone’s potential outgrows the norms surrounding them. In the same way that once the four minute mile was broken then many more followed, success breeds success – and to get there one must resist those that try to pull them down. All too often the weight of the people pulling you down is the only reason that would be entrepreneurs fail to jump the hurdle.

What if your success meant that you earned a multiple of what your friends or family members made – would you then be the outcast? If you earn the success would you be comfortable in deserving it?

In the same way that drug addicts associate other drug addicts and immature girls are attracted to immature boys, sometimes entrepreneurs and others aspiring success in their field must make some hard choices about those that consistently drain their enthusiasm and energy.

What it comes down to is boundaries

Tony Robbins once put me onto an inspiring concept that has stayed with me through the years. Within your circle of comfort is where the majority of people live their lives. However if you go outside your circle of comfort then an amazing thing happens. Not only does your level of comfort expand to achieving that task but your whole circle expands so now many unrelated things that once were considered outside your zone of comfort, in the area known more commonly as FEAR, become within your comfort zone.

Zone of Comfort

Zone of Comfort

In the same way that skills learned being the captain of a rugby team might help you as a team manager in work years later or as a parent trying who needs to motivate their kids to do homework. Expanding your comfort zone has many potential and unforeseen benefits.

Once you have expanded your boundaries it is important to become very protective about who you let in and out. In the same way you wouldn’t encourage a known thief into your house you should consider your newly created expanded comfort zone – something worth protecting. Build windows to see out into the zone outside your zone for further growth and doors to allow people into your personal space but also to keep those out that are just going to steal that which is more precious than money or possessions – your enthusiasm and energy.

It’s interesting that when you do move your boundaries of what is and isn’t acceptable; real friends will adjust to accept you for what you are. It just takes a little time for you to make the transition out of the crab bucket and let them know you haven’t entirely left them behind.

Three things important to Start Up

Been thinking about the Start Up Process as i’m about to launch a new business when i get back to Ireland. Currently i’m in India so Rather than write im going to try Video Blogging about it.

Xocai is a Scam

I had the interesting experience of attending a Xocai “Pre-Launch” seminar recently. The idea was that i’d meet up with two old friends we’d listen to some fast talk about a new investment opportunity and then have tea and lunch to catch up. The Presentation was very stereo type of an American time share presentation. The 45 Min Presentation took 3.5 hours! and somehow they danced around without mentioning the business model or the profitability ratios. Kinda like this:





I tried to pull them up on the fact that they hadn’t mentioned the numbers and they told me i was on a “different level to most” and they’d be happy to take all the time to answer the questions after the presentation. Everyone else was told they didnt need to understand the business or the numbers. The presentation talked about the benefits of the Xocai product (which i agree seem valid), how the lady bring the product to Ireland in front of us is an ex-retired millionaire who was one on the UK rich list (although she let it slip she worked six days a week in her shop 6 months ago – not exactly a millionare lifestyle?) and how great being rich is. They show’d incentive scheme’s without mentioning the numbers and said if you want to drive a AMG Merc and take cruises like the once on the slides they’d show you how – It’s all part of the bonuses built in.

AMG Merc

AMG Merc




They finished the presentation with a 20min clip of a successful entrepreneur humorously talking about his life and how great being rich is – was this somehow affilaited with Xocia? No – i would bet the guy has never even heard of the product, but people in the room licked their lips and signed up immediately – because if they didn’t things were moving so fast that they’d be further down the pyramid. It sounded too good to be true – i nearly put my name down but wanted to see the numbers first.

Xocai – The Product
Xocai is a dark chocolate which is very high in AntiOxidant’s, can be eaten by Diabetics and is marketed as Healthy Chocolate. Although none of the literature actually states it – there is a clear message amongst the group that this chocolate is a hunger suppressant and a catalyst for weight loss; i’m not an expert about this area but 7% fat and 3% sugar still isn’t something i’d call a diet food. In truth the product itself is very impressive, only catch is it costs about 150Euro RRP a box.


What is MLM
At 150Euro RRP a box finding distribution for such a product is extremely difficult. So they use a process called MLM to bring the product to market. MLM is not a scam, its can be a very practical marketing method. MLM (Multi-Level-Marketing) more commonly known as network marketing is a system of bring a product to marketing by referral marketing and appointing agents in a downline, similar to a franchise operation where the franchiser receives a commission. I would be a fan of the concept, as are Donal Trump and Robert Kiyosaki. The pretense of MLM that makes in not a pyramid scheme is that no money may be earned from recruiting alone (“sign-up fees”), though money earned from the sales of members recruited is one attraction of MLM arrangements.


Is Xocai a Pyramid Scheme?
Xocia just about avoid the official description of a Pyramid Scheme by insisting that each “distributor” buys at least one box of chocolate per month. However it was made very clear in the Xocia presentation that the way to make money in this business was to focus building a pyramid below you and the example given was that if you get 4,000 people in a pyramid below you and each buys their one box of chocolate…


So why is Xocia not a viable business opportunity?


After the “45min presentation” that took 3 and a half hours i sat down with the American Millionaire Lady so that someone could finally explain the business model and the financial’s of the project.


First question – how much does the product cost and how much does it sell for? Erm $110 per box to buy and, erm, we recommend a 50% mark up.
Gross or Nett Mark Up?
Erm, what do you mean?
Well for example i’m VAT registered and most people in the presentation would not be. Does the VAT then errode my Profit?
No you just add that to the price.
Well Doesn’t that mean i’m then 21.5% more expensive than the next person? What if i bought 100 boxes do i get a discount?
Erm, The guy who knows the numbers and accounts isn’t here today i’ll find out for you.
Why the 7 day wait to get the product, can i stock the product at my warehouses for next day distribution
No i don’t think so, they are distributed from the UK at the moment.


Then the conversation really turned down hill. It was explained that anyone can be a distributor so rather than selling the product to them what i needed to do was to sign them up to the for lack of a better term “pyramid”. The distributor then gets paid a finders fee for bringing them in. After all the new person then buys wholesale rather than retail and since you only need to buy one box why would anyone really buy retail? The minimum order is one box of product and with the Entry $40 fee its still cheaper than retail price for the same box!


We were interrupted just as i started to realise what was going on. “Your carrage awaits so i really must pull you away. Ronan i shall be in touch to invite you to the next level of Seminar” (she must have forgot to call / invite me though).


The trick is that once your a distributor you then must try to recruit two people in your down-line who will then buy a $110 box of product each and every month. If they don’t buy their box they cannot get commission and their up-line doesn’t get paid (so no pressure now).


Xocai – An uncomparable opportunity?


One of the things that struck me about the who experience was that they pushed the whole you can’t compare this opportunity to any opportunity. Personally i beg to differ so here is my personal comparisons of similar business models and products:


Xocai Vs the Insurance Sales Man


A very popular business model in the 80’s and 90’s was to find a keen person not very versed in business and give them amazing opportunities for wealth and magnificent bonuses. The insurance sales man starts his first month and feels great about himself, he starts prospecting his family and close friends in the first week and makes several sales. He’s gets told that if he keeps up at this rate he’ll be driving a Mercedes and enjoying Cruises in no time. But after the first month he’s prospected all his extended family and friends. In his second month he calls friends of friends, old school mates and people he remotely knows. Leaving several messages and soon gets a reputation for bring a person with an agenda at all social gatherings. After exhausting his pool of contacts he lets go his position for someone else to repeat his misfortune.


So how does this relate? You see after 3 months people will tire of having to pay $110 each month for expensive chocolate just to stay in a pyramid. In the economic climate the masses just can’t afford a 1,000 Euro a year chocolate indulgence.


What about the financials?


Yes in theory you can make money but the numbers, demand and economic climate don’t stack up to scrutiny in my opinion. At 10% of your down line commission you need to have at least 11 active users just to break even on your personal intake of chocolate for use to try an engage new down-line prospects to keep your head above water. And they have to have 11 active users to keep them NOT LOOSING MONEY, thats before factoring in your time and expenses. At some stage at all times someone is loosing money to be in the game. Eventually the pyramid collapses because $110 per month is just too expensive for chocolate for the masses to accept. Like gambling some will win, majority will loose and the one thing that is for sure is that the house takes the majority of the profit.



Xocai does have competing products


Xocai is unique! Its patented! Its a brand unlike any other. Thats what they tell you and want you to believe. But what exactly does this mean? Is Xocai the only high in AntiOxidant darK chocolate? NO ITS NOT! Here’s where the whole business model falls apart.

Xocai Subsitute

Xocia Subsitute


Photo By katnhwi


Choxi+ is a very comparable product to Xocai in that they are both Very high in Antioxdiants, both are cooked at a low heat to keep the goodness of the cocoa bean. So are they exactly the same then? Well no Choxi is Organic and Xocia is not.


But the biggest difference is that Xocai costs about £2.65 per 6g square and Choxi+ costs just £1.99 per 70g Bar
Choxi+ is available online and in Selected TESCO stores.


So in conclusion technically Xocai is not a scam, however i do believe it is recklessly deceptive sucking people who would not be as business minded or financially adepth as someone who has experience in business. Therefore i write this post not to aggravate the nice people who got involved in Xocai’s program but to protect the people who have already been hit with the rough end of the down turn and might loose it all on a pyramid scheme that is built on an unsustainable business model!


Sorry to burst the bubble but things that seem too good to be true usually are just that!

Related articles:
6-questions-with-a-former-xocia-distributor
Xocai Business Opportunity Watch

__________update 14-02-09___________

More articles:
About the CEO Jeanette Brooks
MLM WatchDog Xocai accusations about its senior staff
Accusations about Xocai Management from the Sydeny Morning herald include this quote:

“The Xocai operation has 75,000 distributors including 620 in Australia where further rapid expansion planned by its founders, Jeanette and Martin Brooks whose past companies have a history of bankruptcies and serial litigation…”



Also i should mention that people i attended the seminar with did not leave with a similar distaste for the chocolate or experience as i did and continue to investigate the possibility of becoming involved.

Hot Links 12 Feb 09

Inspired by my love of Damien Mulleys Fluffy links section which i love to read here’s a few things that are interesting me this week.

Fas’s Jobbank had me quite inspired this week with over 120 CV’s submitted to me within a 24 hour period. It got me thinking that if a recession means that if enterprises like mine can suddenly attract the kind of talent we have applying then it will be a very good thing in the Medium / Long term. I just wish i could hire a whole bunch of them.

Niall Harbison had a great idea this week and turned it around amazingly fast. Twecipe.com went from concept to launch in less than a week. The idea is simple, tell the program what you have in the fridge and it will give you a recipe to turn it into a fancy meal. That’s dinner sorted for me from now on. Also Available on Twitter follow @Twecipe. All this in the same week he changes the Ifoods brand to Look and Taste The guys on fire.

Alan Launched PartyCentral.ie

I confirm the date for my first U-18 DJ performance, of only 4 headline U-18 gigs in 2009 playing at Teenage Kicks @ Leisureplex on March 6th for Spin1038

Peter got screwed by Budget Rent a Car and didn’t lie down and take it.

Xocia did it’s pre-launch in Ireland, i was invited along – it was like a bad time share presentation, 45min presentation took 3.5 hours. I am planning on writing a blog post on this but out of respect for the person that invited me have agreed to give them a week before i publish it. In the mean time let it be said that the Business Model is completely flawed, its not a sustainable business and there is no such thing as a business that makes you money without you needing to understand the business itself. If you partake in XOCAI YOU WILL NOT MAKE MONEY only the top few of the pyramid will – if something seems to good to be true it is. I find it terribly unfair on those without the experience to run the numbers correctly.

Saw an interesting site Costume Shop Finder

, nice idea.

And Lastly Zatori Results announced that we’ll be launching a new business, the clock is on ETA 4 weeks. Its going to be very sexy.

Audio Branding

Audio Branding is the term given to the marketing art of associating brands, products or companies with music or sound to increase sales.

Its one of subtle aspects of marketing that is often over looked and when got right is deadly effective while be almost unnoticeable. Audio branding can be broadly divided into two area’s – Inclusive and exclusive.

Exclusive Audio Branding is a very unique and interesting execution of a brand strategy. My favorite example would be Aber Crombie and Fitch who’s stores are designed to exclude a large percentage of the population hence prolonging their popularity as an “in” product with a very fickle age cohort. If you walk into the A&F store across from the Trump Tower in New York you are likely to be instantly greeted with 3 sensations.

1. Sight – The First thing your eye’s will see is a ridiculously attractive model – often a male with their top off. Then your eye’s adjust to the fact that it’s very dark akin to a nightclub atmosphere.

2. Sound – Pumped out of every corner is a very loud vocal house music with a touch of electro thrown in. If you not in the cohort that hits the trendiest of clubs that plays this music then you will find this a very surreal and uncomfortable place to be in and look for the door.

3. Smell – The signature A&F aftershave is pumped into the air to make you very aware that this is no ordinary store.

So why would a brand go to such lengths to keep certain customers from buy?

Well actually it makes sense. There is nothing uncooler to the teenage / early twenties age group than a brand leakage that leads to having “older” “uncool” and in general people who don’t fit into their image of the brand. As soon as the 16 year old sees their parent or teacher supporting a brand it takes the brand away from them.

The message is clear, if you don’t like dark atmospheres and very loud night club environments then the A&F brand isn’t for you – please don’t shop here! Counter Intuitive but very very effective. Others thrive on being in the environment and spend even more time in the store & money on the products to become a part of the happy, dancing and attractive image that is A&F

So what is inclusive Audio Branding?

Have you ever wondered how effective music is on making sales? Did you notice that supermarkets play slow mellow music so that you take your time shopping hence increasing your impulse buying and total spend? My favorite example is from Martin Lindstrom:

In one experiment over a two-week period, British researchers played either accordion-heavy French music or a German brass band over the speakers of the wine section inside a large supermarket. On French music days, 77% of consumers bought French wine, whereas on German music days, the vast majority of consumers picked up a German selection. Intriguingly, only one out of the 44 customers who agreed to answer a few questions at the checkout counter mentioned the music as among the reasons they bought the wine they did.

The facts are incredible, people make feeling judgments and their feelings are influenced by things around them.

Is audio branding deceptive or immoral?

No! The idea of influencing a decision is what marketing is all about. We sell not to deceive but to enhance the customer experience. Whether you choose to influence or not with it, sound will influence. Some may say its noise pollution, but i would strongly disagree based on the fact that by having no sound at all this will also effect and influence customer decisions.

In conclusion audio branding is an important part of marketing, to ignore it won’t go away. For those shops / cafes who play a local radio station with no regard to its effects on customers – be it positive or negative there is an effect; worse still the outcome is usually based on a decision made unknowingly. Since there is a profound effect make a conscious decision and consider the auditory marketing as important as any visual marketing aspect.

Irish Entrepreneur

I read in the papers that The Irish Entrepreneur magazine brought over Times Square resident the Naked Cowboy to launch their “You Can Do Anything” Campaign. Yup that’s just the thing to inspire Irish Entrepreneurs!

Naked Cowboy

Naked Cowboy

I’m not sure if they were trying to get in touch with the previous generation of Entrepreneurs – who maybe able to relate to him because they too lost their shirt in the property deals that they stored their money in. But lets face it the guy can be as rich as he likes – there is no way that standing out in the cold almost naked is an inspiration for anyone over here and quite frankly i’d be more inspired by a picture of a dole cheque!

Shameless effort for publicity and frankly quite embarrassing really for us real entrepreneurs.